Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
Russia is an ancient country with historical, profound traditions and a very powerful moral foundation. And this foundation is a love for the Motherland and patriotism. Patriotism in the best sense of that word. Incidentally, I think that to a certain extent, to a significant extent, this is also attributable to the American people.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After the collapse of the Soviet Union, we had enormous difficulties in the economy, and in the social sphere, and in the army - of course, this could not but touch the army. And the tragedy of "Kursk" is also a manifestation of the general state of the armed forces.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/12/2018 10:03:59]
Democracy is an internal subject of the developing society. There are fundamentals of democracy, and they should be understood universally in different countries.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Russia's partners should understand it's best not to mess with us,More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Russia is opposed to the proliferation of mass destruction weapons, including nuclear weapons, and in this context we call upon our Iranian friends to abandon the uranium enrichment programme.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Putin and Obama are put in ice for 10 years. When they wake up, they are given to morning newspaper. Suddenly Putin starts laughing like hell. Obama asks that what is so funny. Putin shows the front page which reads "Communism in USA". Then Obama opens the paper and starts laughing even more. Putin asks that what can be more funny than communism in USA. Obama shows the front page: "Restless activities on Europe - China border.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
In an open interview between our correspondant and world genius and sex machine Bill Gates, the following rather illuminating answers were provided.

Q: Is it true that Microsoft wants to destroy all other software makers everywhere?
A: Yes. Some think not, because if Apple & IBM quit, Microsoft would have no one to copy from. In fact, if Mac and OS/2 were gone we would never have to update Windows again anyway, and we wouldn't even have to pay for a programming staff to rearrange pirated code.

Q: Windows machines use the same monitors as everyone else. Why does Windows look so crude and blocky and ugly?
A: Good graphics take a lot of work. Designed with pride, they add greatly to the user experience. How often have you seen garbagemen washing and waxing their truck? On the inside? In January?

Q: I'm a programmer and I'd like to join Microsoft and help shape the future of personal computing. How do I apply?
A: Send in your resume. Mark the envelope Attention: Unskilled Labor Pool. If you're invited to an interview, remember that any trace of integrity or self respect will disqualify you. Pray loudly to any dollar bills you see, and be prepared to kiss the ass of a small, geeky looking man in glasses at any time.More Tech Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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