Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
I'm eternally grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia that they've trusted me to be the head of the Russian government.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People in Russia say that those who do not regret the collapse of the Soviet Union have no heart, and those that do regret it have no brain.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One has to be insincere and promise something which you cannot fulfill. So you either have to be a fool who does not understand what you are promising, or deliberately be lying.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
???Have you heard, Putin ordered the government to arrest the inflation.
???Well, not exactly, he ordered to have it arrested...and jailed.More News / Politics Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
This was a joke Ronald Reagan told about Gorbachev, but most people probably forgot about Gorbachev, so I made it about Putin.

These two Russian motorcycle cops are sitting on the side of a Russian highway. They both get a call from the Russian government telling them that every car caught speeding is to be pulled over and sent straight to jail.

Now, Vladamir Putin was in a huge hurry that day, and he told his limo driver to speed up, he wanted to get home to do man things. The Limo driver told Putin, "I can't sir, cars who speed will be taken straight to jail!"

Putin says, "Fine, I'll drive!"

So Putin gets in the drivers seat. He keeps gaining speed and gaining speed, and he passes the two motorcycle cops. One cop goes after him and pulls him over. The cop sees Putin, lets him go, and returns to the other cop.

The other cop said, "Hey, why'd you let that guy go?"

The one cop said, "No, no, this guy was too important!"

The other cop said, "Well who was it.?!"

The cop said, "I didn't see his face... but his driver was Putin!"More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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