Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
Bike is the most democratic transport vehicle. Bike is the most daring, challenging as it gives its owner the tempting feeling of freedom, that is why one can say without any exaggeration, bike is a symbol of freedomMore Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is wrong to make anyone into an enemy; it is wrong to scare the people of one's own country with that enemy and try to rally some allies on that basis.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our common goal should be the development of a system of equal security for all governments. System adequate [to deal with] modern threats, built on regional and global nonaligned bases. Only then can we ensure peace and tranquility in the world.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You must obey the law, always, not only when they grab you by your special place.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We in Russia have always considered Russians and Ukrainians to be one people. I still think so.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Day 1: ISIS surrenders, admitting America is just too great now to fight
Day 2 Global warming stops
Day 3: Mexico volunteers to build the wall using illegal Mexican refugee child as labor
Day 4: Solves Israeli Palestinian conflict by moving Palestinian to Indian reservations
Day 5: Replaces Obamacare with a terrific new system
Day 6: Announce unemployment is now 0%
Day 7: Rest
Day 8: Has meeting with God to discuss the whole Muslin issue
Day 9: Announced the last illegal Mexican has left the country
Day 10: Has Presidential Physical and White House doctor announce he is the healthiest man on earth
Day 11: North Korea renounces communism and become 51th state
Day 12: China drops the Yuan and adopts the dollar
Day 13: Replaces Pope with oldest son
Day 14: All fifty states establish a state holiday to honor Donald Trump
Day 15: Last Muslin leaves the United States
Day 16: Closes EPA and uses funds to build new golf courses to keep kids away from drugs
Day 17: Announces incest is now legal, Ivanka moves to Mexico
Day 18: Replaces Democratic party with the Republican lite party
Day 19: Announces America is now Great Again
Day 20: Has Hillary confined to Guantanamo Bay for life
Day 21: Replaces all 7 supreme courts justices with past winners of The Apprentice
Day 22: Bans Inflation
Day 23: Passes law returning women to the kitchen where they belong
Day 24: Putin retires, claiming America is simply too great to compete with
Day 25: Dismantle cabinet since he really does not need any advice
Day 26: Adds his face to Mount Rushmore
Day 27: Defunds Planned Parenthood and uses proceeds to rebuild Americas entire infrastructure
Day 28: Personally pays off national debt
Day 29: Imprisons Obama for being the Antichrist
Day 30: Donald rests. This in no way indicates He was weary from His terrific efforts, but denotes that his creation is complete and American is really really great again
More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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