Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
Hitler wanted to destroy Russia- everyone needs to remember how that endedMore Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think the American people should express their preferences, and we'll accept their choice.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Journalism, as concerns collecting information, differs little if at all from intelligence work. In my judgment, a journalist's job is very interesting.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The participants expressed anxiety about the problems the Defense Ministry had been meeting in realizing its plans for future development.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Russia will not soon become, if it ever becomes, a second copy of the United States or England - where liberal value have deep historic roots.More Vladimir Putin quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Someone keeps Putin them there.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
In Florida, a man set his house on fire after his niece refused to buy him beer. His niece came back later with a case of Miller Lite, and the man set his house on fire again.

In England, select KFC restaurants now have edible coffee cups made out of a cookie. And that cookie, was made out of a styrofoam cup.

...if the edible cups are successful, KFC will start using tables and chairs that are made out of mashed potatoes.

Also in England, a man who tried to have sex with a mailbox has been found dead. News of the manís death arrived by fax, after he came in the mail.

...the coroner determined the manís cause of death to be 8,000 papercuts to the penis.

In Russia, a prominent critic of Vladimir Putin has been killed. Luckily Putin has a rock-solid alibi: at the time of the murder, he was out with friends -- killing a DIFFERENT political critic.

...Vladimir Putin has addressed the manís death, commenting that it was tragic someone would commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back four times.

In Colorado, seventeen tons of recreational marijuana has been sold since its legalization last year. Of course that number could be off, because the person in charge of counting the weed, was also smoking it.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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