Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
Representatives of the American intelligence agencies - and I hope they won't be angry - but they could have been more professional, and the diplomats as well. After they found out that he was flying to us, and that he was flying as a transit passenger, there was pressure from all sides - from the Americans, from the Europeans - instead of just letting him go to a country where they could operate easily.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Democracy means the power of the people and the possibility of influencing the governing parties. Russia had had enough experience with a one-party-system - we will not go back there.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am from a middle family, and I have lived this life for a very long time, practically all my conscious life. I lived as an ordinary normal person.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/12/2018 10:03:54]
But if the U.S. were to leave and abandon Iraq without establishing the grounds for a united and sovereign country, that would definitely be a second mistake.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To pay more is the easy way. In fact, the solution possibilities to the problem are many.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Reporter: Good day, I'm John Smith from the Coca-Cola company. Mr president I have a question. You've been trying to get the old times back, and bringing the good old communism back.

Putin: Communism bring back russia, yes

Reporter:Why don't you also bring the old red flag back? And maybe we will close a 5 billion dollar deal if you put our logo very tiny in a little corner...

Putin: Hmm, I have discuss this

*Putin whispers to his Prime Minister*: Psst, Medvedev, when ends the Aquafresh contract?
More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten married after ten years of dating. That’s right ladies, Brad Pitt is officially “sort-of off the market.”

…we’re told Brad Pitt proposed by getting down on one knee, then knowingly chuckling to himself for nine minutes.

It’s been reported that more than 1,000 Russian troops are in Ukraine, despite Russia’s denials. Vladimir Putin explained that the armed men aren’t soldiers, there’s no such place as Russia, and 1,000 isn’t a real number.

To keep up with fashion trends, Abercrombie & Fitch are going to stop branding their clothes with a logo. The company has explained to customers that they can let people know they’re wearing Abercrombie & Fitch by periodically shouting, “I’m a douche!”

Joan Rivers is “resting comfortably” after being put into a medically-induced coma during complications from surgery. When Joan Rivers woke up, she took a look at herself in the mirror, then went right back into the coma.

…The doctor at the hospital said Rivers would need to stay overnight for observation, then looked at her and asked that she leave immediately.

A brewery in Texas is now selling a 99-pack of beer. The 99-pack of beer is so popular, it’s just been designated as the state’s preferred method of execution.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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