Let us be frank: provoking military-political instability and other regional conflicts is also a convenient way of deflecting people's attention from mounting social and economic problems. Regrettably, further attempts of this kind cannot be ruled out.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you want to lower the significance of Russia in the world, you actually just want to elevate your own country. That is a mistake.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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I'm eternally grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia that they've trusted me to be the head of the Russian government.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some are addicted to cigarettes, some, God forbid, to drugs, and some become addicted to money. They say that the worst addiction is to power. I have never felt that. I have never been addicted to anythingMore Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
“Mr President, we need help. Our largest condom factory has exploded,” the Russian President explained. “My people now have no method of birth control! This is a true disaster!”
“Vladimir,” said Obama, “the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.”
“We do need your help,” said Putin.
“Could you possibly send one million condoms to tide us over?” “No problem, I’m on it,” said Obama.
“Oh, and one more small favour, please?” said Putin. “Yes?” said Obama.
“Can you supply the condoms red in colour and at least ten inches long and four inches in diameter?”
“No problem,” replied Obama, and with that, he hung up and called the CEO of Durex. “I need a favour, you’ve got to make one million condoms right away and send them to Russia.”
“Consider it done,” said the CEO of Durex.
“Great! Now listen, they have to be red in colour, ten inches long and four inches wide.”
“Easily done. Anything else?”
“Yes,” says Obama. “Print ‘MADE IN USA, SIZE MEDIUM’ on each one.”More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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