President Obama hasn't been elected by the American people in order to be pleasant to Russia.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The breakup of the Soviet Union is a national tragedy on an enormous scale only the elites and nationalists of the republics gained.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The fact that the union of different nationalities and denominations resulted from the liberation, this is particularly symbolic and important for our multinational country, As long as we feel this unity inside us, Russia will be invincible.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
America's development began with a large-scale ethnic cleansing, unprecedented in human history.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Obama, Putin and Arnold Schwarzenegger were lost in an island and they stumbled upon a ferocious tribesmen who immediately took them as a captive.
The three captives begged for their lives and offer wealth for someone who can free them but the leader challenged these men.
Tribe leader : He who passed the test shall be a free man. He who fails dead. You first need to pick round fruit from this land and return to me.
Then the three men searched for a fruit with haste. Obama returned first with three grapes then Arnold with an apple but they can't find Putin. Then the leader decided to explain the next rule.
Tribe Leader : Me will insert fruit in your butthole. He who laughs or cries is dead.
Then the leader inserted the Apple to Arnold's butthole and Arnold didn't flinched and he was free. Next is Obama who is very confident, the first grape was in, smoothly, then the second grape, and halfway with the third when he suddenly laughed hard. They all look, and it was Putin rushing towards them carrying a heavy jackfruit.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
There has never been a communism that worked. They were all dictatorships or oligarchies, every single one. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Unscrew the locks from the doors ! Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs ! [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one. -Kenshin to Eiji [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
And she would say, "Today you believe in God?" And he would say, "Today I believe in love". [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More