Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
Some Western politicians are already threatening us with not just sanctions, but also the prospect of increasingly serious problems on the domestic front. I would like to know what it is they have in mind exactly: action by a fifth column, this disparate bunch of 'national traitors', or are they hoping to put us in a worsening social and economic situation so as to provoke public discontent? We consider such statements irresponsible and clearly aggressive in tone, and we will respond to them accordingly.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think the international community should unite to fight such inhuman phenomena as terror attacks and the murder of totally innocent people.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our anti-crisis policy is directed to internal demand support, social security of citizens and creation of new jobs. Like many other countries, we are reducing taxes on production, investing money in the economy. We are optimising state expenses.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My English is very bad.More Vladimir Putin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do you know why they do not poison Gorbachev or Khodorkovsky?
Because if this is blamed on Putin, his rating will jump to 98%.More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [03/15/2018 10:03:40]
If the Russian President is feeling a little bit overwhelmed by life, does that mean he's "Putin on the Fritz"?

If you are renting a Kraken, but your contract runs out, do you need to re-lease the Kraken?

Whenever I worry about robots taking over the world, I use a hand dryer.

If commitophobes held support group meetings, would they even bother going?

If the son of Jango Fett sold work-out regimes, would he be selling the Fett Fit Fast diet?
More Jokes about Vladimir Putin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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