The days are gone forever when our enemies could blackmail us with nuclear bombs.More Kim Jong-un quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Want to know whatâ€™s more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.More Kim Jong-un quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest.More Kim Jong-un quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Compared to 10 years ago the primary motivation for defection has gone from food, to freedom.More Kim Jong-un quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The revolution is carried out by means of one's thought.More Kim Jong-un quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the “pizza” was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of weed in it.
To thwart corruption, traffic police in Thailand will now receive a bonus if they refuse bribes. The plan affects all levels of Thailand police, from the street-level Bribe Solicitor, to Director of Bribes, all the way up to Bribe King.
…the anti-corruption program will be funded by confiscated bribes.
Lawmakers have approved $700 million dollars to help fight Ebola. The lawmakers announced the news from inside their $700 million dollar Ebola-proof bunker.
In North Korea, Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for several weeks. Kim’s unexplained absence has sparked rumors in the state-run media that everything is totally fine.More Jokes about Kim Jong-un [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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Many people find a purpose of life, and aim it all their life without single shot
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A smile illuminates the joy of repetition. [03/11/2019 05:03:49] More
We often call for luck, and failure comes without an invitation.
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The measure of love is the affinity of souls. [03/02/2019 10:03:43] More