Alphonse Allais

Alphonse Allais

was a French writer and humorist
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.More Alphonse Allais quotes [08/19/2010 12:08:00]
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.More Alphonse Allais quotes [08/19/2010 12:08:00]

Quotes of the month

Anna Aronova The flight of imagination does not depend on the direction of the wind. -AnnaIsAronova [07/14/2018 12:07:37] More


Anatolijj Jurkin A physically trained young man can run past a neighbor's horizontal bar, but a physically trained girl will not pass by a random pylon. (Anatoly Yurkin) [07/16/2018 10:07:29] More


Eugene Ryabyi To suffer is to give reason to the enemies for being happy. [06/24/2018 05:06:33] More


Anna Aronova Women's logic lies in its illogicaly, in the opinion of men. -AnnaIsAronova [06/22/2018 10:06:22] More


Anna Aronova Everyone expects love from others, but few are able to give it.-AnnaIsAronova [07/16/2018 06:07:28] More