Alphonse Allais

Alphonse Allais

was a French writer and humorist
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.More Alphonse Allais quotes [08/19/2010 12:08:00]
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.More Alphonse Allais quotes [08/19/2010 12:08:00]

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