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Friends, both the imaginary ones you build for yourself out of phrases taken from a living writer, or real ones from college, and relatives, despite all the waste of ceremony and fakery and the fact that out of an hour of conversation you may have only five minutes in which the old entente reappears, are the only real means for foreign ideas to enter your brain. More Nicholson Baker
Fable is more historical than fact, because fact tells us about one man and fable tells us about a million men. More Gilbert Chesterton
A man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man. The instructed man is ashamed to pronounce in an orphic manner what everybody knows, and because he is silent people think he is making fun of them. They like a man who expresses their own superficial thoughts in a manner that appears to be profound. This enables them to feel that they are themselves profound. More Van Wyck Brooks
I started in radio in Chicago at WGN, which was then and still is, the largest radio station in the Midwest, owned by the Chicago Tribune. More Al Lewis
The obstinacy of cleverness and reason is nothing to the obstinacy of folly and inanity. More Harriet Beecher Stowe
Jonathan Rivers: You were outside my house and now you're outside my office, tell me what you want and don't question my intelligence by telling me it's a coincidence. More Movie; White Noise [2005] Movie; White Noise [2005]
We're on the fence about it. I don't know that you ever plan that. If we planned we'd be having children at 73. More Angie Harmon
Your neighbor is the man who needs you. More Elbert Hubbard
Outward judgment often fails, inward judgment never. More Sandy Gallin
An angry father is most cruel toward himself. More Publilius Syrus
Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly. More Movie; Pulp Fiction [1994] Movie; Pulp Fiction [1994]
Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole. More Sandy Gallin
Some people will never learn anything well, because they understand everything too soon. More unknown unknown
And the doctor was like, 'No, you're fine. You need to rest, that's all.' I stayed in bed the whole weekend just relaxing, and people came over and cooked for me. I was back that Monday and was fine. More Jennifer Lopez
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney. More Samuel Johnson
The things we fear most in organizations -- fluctuations, disturbances, imbalances -- are the primary sources of creativity. More Margaret J. Wheatley
Hazel: Lord Frith, I know you've looked after us well, and it's wrong to ask even more of you. But my people are in terrible danger, and so I would like to make a bargain with you. My life in return for theirs.
Frith: There is not a day or night when a mother doe does not offer her life for her kittens, or an honest captain of Owsla his life for his chief's. But there is no bargain. What is, is what must be. More Sandy Gallin
When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin. More James Woods
Derek: Oh, Snap! More Movie: Zoolander [2001] Movie: Zoolander [2001]
You cannot be lost on a road that is straight. More Proverb Proverb

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