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Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society. More Franklin D Roosevelt
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot! More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]
'm not doing any press tonight. More Ben Affleck
We can never be certain of our courage until we have faced danger. More Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix. More Movie; The Wedding Date [2005] Movie; The Wedding Date [2005]
No man really knows about other human beings. The best he can do is to suppose that they are like himself. More John Ernst Steinbeck
No one asks you to throw Mozart out of the window. Keep Mozart. Cherish him. Keep Moses too, and Buddha and Lao Tzu and Christ. Keep them in your heart. But make room for the others, the coming ones, the ones who are already scratching on the window-panes. More Henry Miller
When I learn something new-and it happens every day-I feel a little more at home in this universe, a little more comfortable in the nest. More Bill Moyers
The best way to predict the future is to create it. More Peter Drucker
I was in London. It's a long way to go for a very long party, sitting there for six hours not having a cigarette or a drink. It's a waste of time. More Albert Finney
Any honest examination of the national life proves how far we are from the standard of human freedom with which we began. The recovery of this standard demands of everyone who loves this country a hard look at himself, for the greatest achievements must begin somewhere, and they always begin with the person. If we are not capable of this examination, we may yet become one of the most distinguished and monumental failures in the history of nations. More James Baldwin
Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.
Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close
Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither. More Cartoons; Shrek [2001] Cartoons; Shrek [2001]
I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an actress. For me, it's all just one thing. More Jennifer Lopez
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought. More Basho Basho
From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached. More Franz Kafka
I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're married to a sister so we'll give you that pass but also, those who know me but also if they look at the body of work, it is the bigger picture. More Blair Underwood
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. More George Bernard Shaw
Nothing is new except arrangement. More William J. Durant
Muhammad Ali: And you're always talking about, 'Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago.' Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago! More Sandy Gallin
Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out-values all the utilities of the world. More Ralph Waldo Emerson

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