Movie: Why Me? [1990] Movie: Why Me? [1990]

Movie: Why Me? [1990] Movie: Why Me? [1990]

Gus Cardinale: Bruno, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
Bruno: Don't worry, there's plenty of more where that came from...More Movie: Why Me? [1990] Movie: Why Me? [1990] quotes [02/09/2006 12:02:00]
Bob the Turk: I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do.
Gus Cardinale: Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.
Bob the Turk: I'm glad we understand each other.
Gus Cardinale: ...Me too.More Movie: Why Me? [1990] Movie: Why Me? [1990] quotes [02/09/2006 12:02:00]
Ralph:
[motioning to the mess in his apartment] My maid died.



Bruno:
[smelling the air] Must've died in here.

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Francis Mahoney: What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper?More Movie: Why Me? [1990] Movie: Why Me? [1990] quotes [02/09/2006 12:02:00]
[Gus Cardinale is hanging in a wire outside a skyscraper when two CIA agents appear at the roof]



CIA Agent:
Hey, don't try anything stupid down there.



Gus Cardinale:
What could be fucking stupider than this?

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