Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989]

Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989]

Larry Wilson:
Why are you shooting us? We're just friends of Bernie's.



Paulie, Vito's Hit Man:
I hate... Bernie's friends!


[keeps shooting]

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[Richard and Larry are trying to back Bernie's speedboat out of it's dock space and crash into several other boats]
Man at the Marina: That's illegal! What you're doing is illegal!More Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] quotes [12/20/2005 12:12:00]
Larry Wilson: What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?More Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] Movie: Weekend at Bernie's [1989] quotes [12/20/2005 12:12:00]
Larry Wilson:
This is good for me.

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Richard Parker:
Bernie is waiting for us!



Larry Wilson:
Look, Bernie isn't going anywhere!

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