Private Eye in 'The Saucer's R Movie: Webb Wilder

Private Eye in 'The Saucer's R Movie: Webb Wilder

Webb Wilder:
My destination was Wakefield, a one chiropracter town that seemed peaceful enough, but an ant bed is peaceful, 'till ya' step in it.

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Webb Wilder:
"URGENT!", the letter read. But it wasn't the same urgent as the one on all my bills. This letter read S.O.S.; somebody needed Webb Wilder.

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Webb Wilder:
Homer Greenspan had science fair written all over him. I first figured he was kin to Mrs. Moorefish, but upon talkin' to him, I found out he was just a junior college. Homer; I don't think he coulda' been kin to anybody.

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Hiwayne Suggs:
Did I ever show you a picture of my sweet thing, Mr. Wilder? There she is, that's her.



Webb Wilder:
[narrating] I didn't think even Mars needed women *that* bad. Pristine Suggs was un-volumptuous.

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