Movie: Waiting... [2005] Movie: Waiting... [2005]

Movie: Waiting... [2005] Movie: Waiting... [2005]

Dean:
Hey, Floyd, make sure there's no bacon on the chef salad. ItÂ’s against their religion.



Floyd:
Yes Masta. Right away, Masta. Ain't gon' be no, no bacon on the salad Masta.


[while getting whipped with a towel]



Floyd:
NO! AH! NO!



Floyd:
[singing] Mm-hmm-hmm, no bacon on the salad!

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Dan: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic.
Floyd: [enthusiastically] Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!More Movie: Waiting... [2005] Movie: Waiting... [2005] quotes [05/10/2007 12:05:00]
Bishop: So, when things in your life become stagnant - you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing - then you figure out what's important to you. Then create your own penis-showing game.More Movie: Waiting... [2005] Movie: Waiting... [2005] quotes [05/10/2007 12:05:00]
Mitch:
[after being interrupted yet again, Mitch has had enough] Hey turn down the music for minute... Hey would you turn down the music?



Kid at Stereo:
Dude, chill.



Mitch:
Would you turn down the fucking music for a minute! Jesus!


[Mitch turns the power off on the stereo and turns to everyone]



Mitch:
This is fucking bullshit! I have been here all goddamned day and you haven't let me say one thing! None of you!



Monty:
Well, damn, Mitch, I...



Mitch:
Oh, no, asshole! You shut the fuck up now. It's my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you.


[points at Naomi]



Mitch:
Change your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!


[Points at Dean]



Mitch:
And you! "Waaahh, I don't know what to be when I grow up!" Join the fucking army or something! Goddamn.


[Points at Calvin]



Mitch:
Oh, and you! You know what? You're too easy. And you.


[Points to Monty]



Mitch:
FUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren't you in jail? I mean what


[looks at Natasha]



Mitch:
are you like 13, 14?



Monty:
She's almost 18.



Mitch:
You know what? Fuck this! You all suck. I quit.


[Goes to leave and gets to the door and turns around]



Mitch:
Oh, and yeah. There is one more thing.


[Points at Floyd]



Mitch:
You... You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant.


[Floyd looks around to see if Mitch is actually talking to him]



Mitch:
And I hope you burn in hell.



Floyd:
Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously?



Raddimus:
[Mitch pulls down his pants and everyone says "Oh shit!] The goat! The goat, you bastard!



Mitch:
[Mitch pulls up his pants and opens the door and walks out] Fuckin' faggots.



Monty:
That was the shit!


[he runs out after Mitch]



Monty:
Mitch! Mitch! Stop please. Look, look. Stop, stop. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. You are the fucking man.

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Monty: So, what do you think of Natasha?
Dean: I think she's illegal.
Monty: Yeah, I've made peace with that. Seriously, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
Dean: [imitating Scooby-Doo] Ratutory rape.More Movie: Waiting... [2005] Movie: Waiting... [2005] quotes [05/10/2007 12:05:00]

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