Movie: Vacation [1983] Movie: Vacation [1983]

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[Clark has just been pulled over by a Colorado motorcycle cop]



Clark:
Hi officer, what's the problem?



Motorcycle Cop:
Get out of the car!


[Clark exits from the car]



Clark:
I don't think I was speeding. Was a weaving or something?



Motorcycle Cop:
Shut your mouth! You know, if I wasn't wearing this police uniform, I'd split your skull with the back of this revolver faster than you can say, "police brutality!"



Clark:
Well whatever I did, officer, I'm sure I can explain...


[the motorcycle cop forcibily takes Clark by the arm and leads him to the rear of the car, which has a dog leash still tied to it]



Motorcycle Cop:
Explain this, you son-of-a-bitch!



Clark:
Oh my God...

More Movie: Vacation [1983] Movie: Vacation [1983] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Clark:
Oh, you can't think I'd do this on purpose? Look... I tied him to the rear bumber while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forget he was still tied up back there. I'm very sorry, I feel terrible.



Motorcycle Cop:
How do you think that little dog feels?



Clark:
Look, I told you I was sorry. It really was an accident.



Motorcycle Cop:
Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. You know I had a pooch like this when I was a kid.


[both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowly look at the empty road behind them]



Motorcycle Cop:
Poor little guy. Must have kept up with you for a mile or so. Tough little mutt.

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Clark Griswald: We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn't Marty Moose owe us? He owes the Griswalds right? Fucking-A right he owes us!More Movie: Vacation [1983] Movie: Vacation [1983] quotes [05/22/2007 12:05:00]
Aunt Edna:
I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles!



Rusty Griswold:
Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...



Ellen Griswold:
He was speeding, Rusty!



Rusty Griswold:
No he wasn't, Mom. He...



Clark:
Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids...


[the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]



Motorcycle Cop:
Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

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