Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983] Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983]

Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983] Movie: Twice Upon a Time [1983]

Greensleeves:
Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.

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Automated feminine voicetrack:
Welcome to the Garbagerie. Please follow the happy feet.

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Ralph:
"I got a duck?"

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Rod Rescueman:
I'm a super hero!



Fairy Godmother:
You're kidding



Rod Rescueman:
I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good.



Fairy Godmother:
You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?



Rod Rescueman:
Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed.



Fairy Godmother:
You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing...



Rod Rescueman:
I've got an idea!



Fairy Godmother:
Yes?



Rod Rescueman:
Why don't you give me a test?



Fairy Godmother:
There's an idea!



Rod Rescueman:
Thank you!



Fairy Godmother:
Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress.



Rod Rescueman:
You'll be the damsel in distress.



Fairy Godmother:
Better me than you.



Rod Rescueman:
Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count.



Fairy Godmother:
It really doesn't.


[flies up onto her desk]



Fairy Godmother:
OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire.



Rod Rescueman:
At this moment, on fire.



Fairy Godmother:
Here we go.


[lights a ring of fire around her]



Fairy Godmother:
Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!



Rod Rescueman:
This is the test where I show you...



Fairy Godmother:
This is where you jump in and do something!



Rod Rescueman:
Alright, you're on fire...



Fairy Godmother:
Currently!



Rod Rescueman:
Excuse me ma'am! Superheros are very polite!



Fairy Godmother:
[fire stops blazing] Skip polite, go right back!


[fire starts blazing again]



Fairy Godmother:
I now feel molecules charing internally!



Rod Rescueman:
Gotchya!

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Rod Rescueman:
[Flying in with fanfare] Hello.



The Fairy Godmother:
Yes, who are you?



Rod Rescueman:
My name is Rod Rescueman.



The Fairy Godmother:
And what do I learn from that?



Rod Rescueman:
My name.

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