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Baron Munchhausen:
Smart-looking face is not a sign of intellect. All the dumb things in the world are done with that facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile.

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[trying to prove that Baron was a bad husband]



Ramkopf:
He threw out a wife with a child.



Theophil Munchhausen:
I am not child. I am an officer!



Ramkopf:
He threw out a wife with an officer.

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Pastor:
You cannot get married the second time with your wife alive.



Munchhausen:
Are you proposing to kill her?

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Munchhausen:
But you do allow kings to get a divorce?



Pastor:
Well... For kings... In extreme cases. When they need to produce an offspring.



Munchhausen:
In order to produce an offspring they need to do something else.

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