Movie: To Be or Not to Be [1942] Movie: To Be or Not to Be [1942]

Movie: To Be or Not to Be [1942] Movie: To Be or Not to Be [1942]

Josef Tura:
[disguised as Professor Siletsky - speaking about Maria Tura] Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Josef Tura. You've probably heard of him.



Colonel Ehrhardt:
Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war.



Josef Tura:
Really?



Colonel Ehrhardt:
What he did to Shakespeare we are doing now to Poland.

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Professor Alexander Siletsky:
Shall we drink to a blitzkrieg?



Maria Tura:
I prefer a slow encirclement.

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[repeated line]



Joseph Tura:
[disguised as Colonel Ehrhardt] So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt?

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Joseph Tura:
Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.

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Dobosh, Theatrical Producer:
[referring to Siletsky] Now you take him back to the hotel.



Joseph Tura:
Alright.



Dobosh, Theatrical Producer:
As soon as you're in his room, you hit him over the head with the butt of the gun.



Joseph Tura:
Alright.



Dobosh, Theatrical Producer:
Then you take his keys, open his trunk and burn the papers. And then you shoot him.



Joseph Tura:
Alright.


[starts to leave - then comes back]



Joseph Tura:
Just a minute... what'll happen to me? They'll kill me.



Dobosh, Theatrical Producer:
Well... we're going to keep our fingers crossed.



Joseph Tura:
Good.


[starts to leave again - then comes back]



Joseph Tura:
Hey, wait a minute... you go to the hotel and I'll cross my fingers.

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