Movie: Time Bandits [1981] Movie: Time Bandits [1981]

Movie: Time Bandits [1981] Movie: Time Bandits [1981]

Kevin:
Is it always like this after you've done a raid?



Fidgit:
I don't know. We've never done one before.


[Long pause]



Kevin:
But I thought you were international criminals.



Randall:
Going to be. Going to be.

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Evil:
So this is the best the Supreme Being can do?

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Vincent:
Pansy! I can explain! It's only the thing on my nose and the hair piece. Everything else is fine!

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Evil:
What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?



Baxi Brazilia III:
But He created you, Evil One.



Evil:
What did you say?



Baxi Brazilia III:
Well He created you, so He can't be entirely...



Evil:
[Blows Baxi to bits] Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. *I* am all powerful!

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Randall:
Waiter, more champagne!



Waiter:
Yes, sir.



Randall:
And plenty of ice.


[followed immediately by the Titanic striking the iceberg]

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