Movie: Thumbtanic [2002] Movie: Thumbtanic [2002]

Movie: Thumbtanic [2002] Movie: Thumbtanic [2002]

Jake:
I'M THE KING OF THE GLOBE! WOO-HOO!



Moderator:
Hello. That'll be about it. Time's Up. Next.



Dentist:
I'M A DENTIST! YAY!



Moderator:
Next.



'Really A Woman' Guy:
I'M REALLY A WOMAN! WEEEEEE!



Moderator:
Next, please.



Elbow-Cleaning Man:
I'M CLEANING MY ELBOW!



Man Whose Ulcer Free:
I'M ULCER FREE!



Bed-Wetting Man:
I'M A BED-WETTER! No that's not cool.



Elvis:
Hail to the king, baby. Say, read it. Get my cape.

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Geranium:
I'm flying, Jake! I'm really flying!



Jake:
Big deal, I'm the king of the globe... fatty.

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Jake:
When we hit the water, swim for the surface and breathe above the water! Breathe the air, not the water! Don't breath the air! Or any mixture of air and water you know like...


[speech bubbles as the ship sinks]

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Sub Pilot:
She's naked... and she's not wearin' any clothes, too!

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Jake:
[after ship has sank, he's floating in the ocean] Hey! This isn't so bad.


[piano falls on top of him]

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