Movie: Thumbtanic [2002] Movie: Thumbtanic [2002]

Movie: Thumbtanic [2002] Movie: Thumbtanic [2002]

The Interviewer:
Tell us your story, old one.



Old Geranium:
Well, ah... I, uh ...



The Interviewer:
Give us but a rare glimpse behind the withered curtains of your mind.



Old Geranium:
All right. It was a ...



The Interviewer:
Grace us with the marvelous tale of aged wisdom that is locked within the deep, withered pit of the crusty remnants of your aged, ragged brain.



Old Geranium:
Fine. It was a ...



The Interviewer:
Grace us with the marvelous tale of withered, decrepit wisdom; spew forth from your lined, grey, wrinkled piehole the secrets locked deep within the past.

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Jake:
I'M THE KING OF THE GLOBE! WOO-HOO!



Moderator:
Hello. That'll be about it. Time's Up. Next.



Dentist:
I'M A DENTIST! YAY!



Moderator:
Next.



'Really A Woman' Guy:
I'M REALLY A WOMAN! WEEEEEE!



Moderator:
Next, please.



Elbow-Cleaning Man:
I'M CLEANING MY ELBOW!



Man Whose Ulcer Free:
I'M ULCER FREE!



Bed-Wetting Man:
I'M A BED-WETTER! No that's not cool.



Elvis:
Hail to the king, baby. Say, read it. Get my cape.

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Mr. Prickle, Lice Checker #2, Bartender:
[as ship is sinking] Faster! Sink faster!

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Jake:
[after ship has sank, he's floating in the ocean] Hey! This isn't so bad.


[piano falls on top of him]

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Jake:
When we hit the water, swim for the surface and breathe above the water! Breathe the air, not the water! Don't breath the air! Or any mixture of air and water you know like...


[speech bubbles as the ship sinks]

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