Movie: This Is Spinal Tap [1984] Movie: This Is Spinal Tap [1984]

Movie: This Is Spinal Tap [1984] Movie: This Is Spinal Tap [1984]

Ian Faith:
Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.



David St. Hubbins:
But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.

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Derek Smalls:
[on the phone to his solicitor] Isn't there a law against this sort of thing? Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.


[pause]



Derek Smalls:
What do you mean 'I paid for it'?


[pause]



Derek Smalls:
Joint account! Fuck! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.

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Marty DiBergi:
[reading from a review] This album begs the question "What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't head have rested on that day too?"

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Jeanine Pettibone:
[following the disastrous Stonehenge performance] If it got solved, that would be alright, but it doesn't get solved. I mean what do you think happened out there? What got solved tonight?



Ian Faith:
For one thing that goes wrong... one... one single thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know what I spend my time doing? I sleep two or three hours a night. There's no sex and drugs for Ian, David. Do you know what I do? I find lost luggage. I locate mandolin strings in the middle of Austin!

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[while playing a video game]



Viv Savage:
Quite exciting, this computer magic!

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