Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Magda:
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

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Ted:
So you're moving down to Miami?



Pat Healy:
I accepted a job offer.



Ted:
With who?



Pat Healy:
With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.



Ted:
Isn't that the San Francisco treat?



Pat Healy:
It *was*. They're changing their image.

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Warren:
Have you seen my baseball?

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Stripper:
Go to hell!



Norm:
Haha I love it when you talk dirty to me, man.

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Jonathan:
His friends would say stop whining, they've had enough of that. / His friends would say stop pining, there's other girls to look at. / They've tried to set him up with Tiffany and Indigo, / But there's something about Mary that they don't know. / Mary, there's just something about Mary.

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