Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Mary:
Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?



Ted:
No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.



Mary:
You're not that far ahead, Ted.

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Paramedic in 1985:
We got a bleeder!

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Mary's Step-Father:
Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!

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[Ted, Pat, and Tucker have all gone gaga over Mary]



Pat Healy:
[to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck


[Ted]



Pat Healy:
outta the fuckin' picture!

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Magda:
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

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