Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Mary's Step-Father:
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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Magda:
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

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[Pretending to like retarded kids]



Pat Healy:
Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

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Warren:
Have you seen my baseball?

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[Ted, Pat, and Tucker have all gone gaga over Mary]



Pat Healy:
[to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck


[Ted]



Pat Healy:
outta the fuckin' picture!

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