Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998] Movie: There's Something About Mary [1998]

[after telling Mary that he's an architect]



Pat Healy:
Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.



Mary:
And what's that?



Pat Healy:
I work with retards.



Mary:
Isn't that a little politically incorrect?



Pat Healy:
Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

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Ted:
He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time!

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Mary:
Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!

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Pat Healy:
What, you think yer shit don't stink?



Ted:
No, I don't think, I mean, yes it does, no I don't...

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Ted:
Japan? What's she doing in Japan?



Pat Healy:
Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.



Ted:
What, are they desperate? She's a whale!



Pat Healy:
You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

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