Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004]

Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004]

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who sent you?
Buttercup Scout: Buttercup Scouts of America.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Bullshit. What troop are you with?
Buttercup Scout: What?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You heard me. What's your den mother's name?
Buttercup Scout: Carol?
Cynthia: Jesus, Oz! What the hell are you doing? She's a Buttercup Scout.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm not buying this Buttercup Scout routine, and besides, I think there's something in her hands.
Cynthia: Cookies. Minty Thins. This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter. I told her mother I would buy cookies from her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Oh.
[walks away]
Buttercup Scout: Putz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I heard that.
Buttercup Scout: Jag-off.More Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] quotes [06/09/2007 12:06:00]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I don't think God keeps an eye on your sperm. What kind of job is that for God? It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up.
Jimmy Tudeski: [later] Did you have a good relationship with your father?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, we were like pals.
Jimmy Tudeski: I wanna to kill my father. I want to take a icepick and stick it right in his eyeball.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Still gonna throw up.
Jimmy Tudeski: We had some great times though.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You and your father?
Jimmy Tudeski: No. Me and Cynthia.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [burps] That's almost vomit.More Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] quotes [06/09/2007 12:06:00]
Jimmy Tudeski: Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of salt.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy Tudeski: Yeah. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz!More Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] quotes [06/09/2007 12:06:00]
Strabo: [after seeing Jimmy and Oz in a bed together] A little male bonding?
Jimmy Tudeski: Just like C block, huh Strabo?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [in the background] I fell down the stairs, Strabo!More Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] quotes [06/09/2007 12:06:00]
Jimmy Tudeski: Oh no! Look it! Blanche!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: This is Blanche. You killed her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry.
Jimmy Tudeski: Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped!
Jimmy Tudeski: Blanche, put down in her prime...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: He names his chickens! You name your chickens?
[Jimmy runs away crying]
Jimmy Tudeski: WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD!More Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] Movie: The Whole Ten Yards [2004] quotes [06/09/2007 12:06:00]

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