Movie: The Texan Meets Calamity Jane [1950] Movie: The Texan Meets Calamity Jane [1950]

Movie: The Texan Meets Calamity Jane [1950] Movie: The Texan Meets Calamity Jane [1950]

[Calamity, Gordon and Colorado have just won a shoot-out with ruffians who stole a stagecoach]



Calamity Jane:
How's your passengers?



Colorado Charley:
Them? Uh, why I can't figure out which one's ready for the coroner and which one's ready for jail.

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Matt Baker:
Miss Mullen hired a lawyer.



Colorado Charley:
A lawyer?



Calamity Jane:
I'll shoot it out with him, too!



Matt Baker:
You can't do that, Calam! Law and order is comin' to the Gulch. Why, in a week or so, we'll have a real United States judge here. Ask Sheriff Atwood if you don't believe me.



Colorado Charley:
Great jumpin' horny toads! What's this town comin' to anyway? Soon be where a man can't settle an argument in his own way!

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Matt Baker:
Did you have a nice trip from San Antoine?



Cecelia Mullen:
Quite comfortable and fast, too. It only took 28 days!

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Colorado Charley:
From now on, Mr. Lawyer-man, you'll do the legal thinkin' and we'll do the legal shootin'!

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