Movie: The Stepford Wives [2004] Movie: The Stepford Wives [2004]

Movie: The Stepford Wives [2004] Movie: The Stepford Wives [2004]

Claire Wellington:
Well, aren't you a bug's ear.



Kimberly Kresby:
Bugs don't have ears.



Claire Wellington:
Why, aren't you sassy? And a little sad.


[seeing Joanna in the car]



Claire Wellington:
And this must be Joanna.


[whispering to Walter]



Claire Wellington:
Electroshock?



Walter Kresby:
Yes, but she's doing much better.



Claire Wellington:
Hello, little energizer.

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[first lines]



Helen Devlin:
Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a legend in our industry. She's the most successful president in the history of our network and for the past five years has kept us at the very top of the ratings.

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Mike Wellington:
My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.



Joanna Eberhard:
Where?



Mike Wellington:
Microsoft.



Ted Van Sant:
NASA.



Vic Stevens:
Disney.



Stan Peters:
AOL.



Joanna Eberhard:
Is that why the women are so slow?

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Walter Kresby:
She's not a robot. She never was. I couldn't do it.



Mike Wellington:
Why not?



Walter Kresby:
Because she's not a science project. Because I didn't marry something from RadioShack.



Mike Wellington:
That's a shame.



Joanna Eberhart:
No. That's a man.

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Joanna Eberhart:
Hey, aren't you Bobbi Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?



Bobbi Markowitz:
"I Love You, But Please Die."

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