Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Brian Boitano:
Did someone say my name?



Stan:
Hey look, it's Brian Boitano!



Kyle:
What incredible irony!

More Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Stan:
Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.



Cartman:
Yeah, ham.



Stan:
No not ham, you fat fuck!



Cartman:
Fuck you!



Stan:
Christmas is about something much more important.



Kyle:
What?



Stan:
Presents.



Kyle:
Ah.



Stan:
Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

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Jesus:
Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.



Stan:
Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!

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Cartman:
Hey! Goddamnit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!



Stan:
Dude, don't say "pig-fucker" in front of Jesus!

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Jesus:
Behold my glory!



Stan:
Holy shit! It's Jesus!

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