Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Cartman:
Hey! Goddamnit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!



Stan:
Dude, don't say "pig-fucker" in front of Jesus!

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Kyle:
OH MY GOD! They've killed Kenny!

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Stan:
Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.



Cartman:
Yeah, ham.



Stan:
No not ham, you fat fuck!



Cartman:
Fuck you!



Stan:
Christmas is about something much more important.



Kyle:
What?



Stan:
Presents.



Kyle:
Ah.



Stan:
Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

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Jesus:
Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.



Stan:
Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!

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[after Cartman makes a remark about Jews]



Kyle:
Don't you oppress me, fat boy!



Cartman:
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!



Kyle:
Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!



Cartman:
GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTTFUCKING SONOFABITCH!

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