Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Santa:
Ho, ho ho! We meet again, Jesus!



Jesus:
You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!



Santa:
I bring happiness and love to children all over the world!



Jesus:
Christmas is for celebrating my birth!



Santa:
Christmas is for giving!



Jesus:
I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!



Santa:
This time we finish it! There can be only one!



Stan:
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

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Kyle:
OH MY GOD! They've killed Kenny!

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Jesus:
Behold my glory!



Stan:
Holy shit! It's Jesus!

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Stan:
Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.



Cartman:
Yeah, ham.



Stan:
No not ham, you fat fuck!



Cartman:
Fuck you!



Stan:
Christmas is about something much more important.



Kyle:
What?



Stan:
Presents.



Kyle:
Ah.



Stan:
Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

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Brian Boitano:
Did someone say my name?



Stan:
Hey look, it's Brian Boitano!



Kyle:
What incredible irony!

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