Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

[after Cartman makes a remark about Jews]



Kyle:
Don't you oppress me, fat boy!



Cartman:
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!



Kyle:
Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!



Cartman:
GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTTFUCKING SONOFABITCH!

More Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Stan:
Dude, we've got to think, here! What would Brian Boitano do?

More Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Stan:
Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.



Cartman:
Yeah, ham.



Stan:
No not ham, you fat fuck!



Cartman:
Fuck you!



Stan:
Christmas is about something much more important.



Kyle:
What?



Stan:
Presents.



Kyle:
Ah.



Stan:
Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

More Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Jesus:
I come seeking retribution!



Stan:
He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!



Kyle:
Oh, FUCK! I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me!



Jesus:
Nay, fear not, I love all my children!



Kyle:
Whew!

More Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Jesus:
Behold my glory!



Stan:
Holy shit! It's Jesus!

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