Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995] Movie: The Spirit of Christmas [1995]

Jesus:
Behold my glory!



Stan:
Holy shit! It's Jesus!

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Cartman:
Hey! Goddamnit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!



Stan:
Dude, don't say "pig-fucker" in front of Jesus!

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Jesus:
Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.



Stan:
Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!

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Kyle:
OH MY GOD! They've killed Kenny!

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Jesus:
I come seeking retribution!



Stan:
He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!



Kyle:
Oh, FUCK! I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me!



Jesus:
Nay, fear not, I love all my children!



Kyle:
Whew!

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