Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Squints:
Where did your old man get that ball?



Smalls:
I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it... Ruth. Baby Ruth.



All:
BABE RUTH?

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Squints:
For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!

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Toddler:
Mommy, mommy, look at the doggie. Ow, that's a big doggie!

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Ham Porter:
PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.


[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]



Ham Porter:
Haha, that's one.


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
[to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE


[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]



Ham Porter:
YOU'RE OUT!


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?



Phillips:
[swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!



Ham Porter:
Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.



Ham Porter:
[two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?

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Benny Rodriguez:
Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit!



Scotty Smalls:
No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.



Benny Rodriguez:
Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball!

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