Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Sandlot Kids:
Squints! Come on Squints!



Ham Porter:
Come on Squints. Squints!



Timmy:
Come on, Squints, come on!



Scotty Smalls:
[shouts] Come on, Squints. You can do it! Pull through, bud!



Benny Rodriguez:
Come on, man, come on!



Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.



Tommy:
Squints! Come on man!



Bertram:
My God, he looks like a dead fish.



Squints:
*Opens eyes and smiles*



Sandlot Kids:
*What*?



Squints:
*Kisses Wendy*



Wendy Peffercorn:
*Muffled scream* UGH! LITTLE PERVERT!



Timmy:
Oh, man, he's in deep SHIT!

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Ham Porter:
You call that pitching? This is baseball! Not tennis!

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"The Babe":
Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.

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[the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face]



Phillips:
It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.



Benny:
Shut your mouth, Phillips!



Ham Porter:
What'd you say, crap face?



Phillips:
You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.



Ham Porter:
Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!



Sandlot Kids:
Yeah!



Phillips:
We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.



Ham Porter:
Watch it, jerk!



Phillips:
Shut up, idiot!



Ham Porter:
Moron!



Phillips:
Scab eater!



Ham Porter:
Butt sniffer!



Phillips:
Pus licker!



Ham Porter:
Fart smeller!



Bertram:
[sniffs] Ahh.



Phillips:
You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!



Ham Porter:
You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!



Sandlot Kids:
Yeah!



Phillips:
You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!



Ham Porter:
You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!


[entire group stands in shocked silence]



Phillips:
What did you say?



Ham Porter:
You heard me.



Phillips:
Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.



Ham Porter:
Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

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Timmy:
[after Squints kisses Wendy] Aww man, he's in deep shit!

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