Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Movie: The Sandlot [1993] Movie: The Sandlot [1993]

Smalls:
[voiceover] We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.

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[about Squints]



Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

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Ham Porter:
PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.


[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]



Ham Porter:
Haha, that's one.


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
[to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE


[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]



Ham Porter:
YOU'RE OUT!


[cuts to new pitch]



Ham Porter:
Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?



Phillips:
[swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!



Ham Porter:
Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.



Ham Porter:
[two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?

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Ham Porter:
Benny, why'd you bring that kid?



Benny:
Because he makes nine of us.



Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!

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Mr. Mertle:
Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.

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