Movie: The Producers [1968] Movie: The Producers [1968]

Movie: The Producers [1968] Movie: The Producers [1968]

Franz Liebkind:
[runs backstage to try to stop the play]



Stagehand:
Hey, what can I do for you?



Franz Liebkind:
You will please be unconscious.


[hits him on the head]

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Max Bialystock:
Have I ever steered you wrong?



Franz Liebkind:
Always.



Max Bialystock:
Never mind.

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Leo Bloom:
Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.



Max Bialystock:
Assume away.

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Hold me, Touch me:
I heard the Count fired you this morning - watch the road, watch the road.



Max Bialystock:
[stops making car noises] Oh, Countess, I can't take my eyes off you! How can I drive when you drive me mad? Mad!


[continues making car noises]



Hold me, Touch me:
Oh, Rudolpho, you dirty pig!


[seriously]



Hold me, Touch me:
Pull over.

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Roger De Bris:
Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun!



Leo Bloom:
[to Max] What pun?



Max Bialystock:
Shut up, he thinks he's witty.

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