Movie: The Producers [1968] Movie: The Producers [1968]

Movie: The Producers [1968] Movie: The Producers [1968]

Max Bialystock:
[smiling at Leo to calm him down] Well you know what they say, 'smile and the world smiles with you'


[looks at audience]



Max Bialystock:
this man should be in a straight-jacket

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Max Bialystock:
Roger, did you have a chance to read "Springtime for Hitler?"



Roger De Bris:
[emerges from behind a partition wearing a dress] Remarkable, remarkable! A stunning piece of work.



Leo Bloom:
[under his breath] Max... he's wearing a dress.



Max Bialystock:
No kidding.



Roger De Bris:
Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.



Carmen Giya:
And we always win!



Roger De Bris:
I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?



Leo Bloom:
...Where do you keep your wallet?

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Max Bialystock:
That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!

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[singing as Hitler in the play]



Lorenzo St. DuBois:
One and one's two/ Two and two's four/ I feel so bad 'cause I'm loosin' the war!

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Leo Bloom:
[reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow!

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