Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

Cop in squad car:
Hey, what are you doing, Murray?



Murray:
Off-duty arrest. Caught them gambling.

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Oscar Madison:
Wait a minute, you're not going anywhere until you take it back!



Felix Ungar:
Take what back?



Oscar Madison:
"Let it be on your head." What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People?

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Murray:
A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!



Oscar Madison:
Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind!



Murray:
What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle!



Oscar Madison:
Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room!

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Oscar Madison:
I'm in for a quarter.



Murray:
Aren't you going to look at your cards first?



Oscar Madison:
What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi?



Murray:
I get a Pepsi.



Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.



Roy:
You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here.



Oscar Madison:
Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food?



Murray:
What do you got?



Oscar Madison:
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?



Murray:
What's the green?



Oscar Madison:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat.



Murray:
I'll take the brown.


[Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down]



Roy:
Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you?



Murray:
I'm hungry!



Roy:
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle!



Oscar Madison:
What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!

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Murray:
A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?



Oscar Madison:
Felix, the nut, that's who! Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter.

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