Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

[doorbell rings]



Felix Ungar:
They're here! The dinner guests. I'll go get a saw and cut the meat!

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Vinnie:
If you need me, I'll be at the Meridian Motel in Miami Beach.



Oscar Madison:
You'll be the first one I call, Vinnie.

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Oscar Madison:
Blanche used to say to me, "What time do you want dinner" I'd say "I dunno, I'm not hungry". Then 3 o'clock in the morning, I'd wake her up and say "now". I've been one of the highest paid sports writers in the east for the past fourteen years, we saved eight and a half dollars in pennies. I'm never home, I gamble, burn cigar holes in the furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get. Then on our tenth wedding anniversary, I took her to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game where she got hit by a puck! I still can't figure out why she left me, that's how impossible I am.

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Oscar Madison:
Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

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Sports Writer:
Well, that's the ballgame.



Oscar Madison:
It's not over yet.



Sports Writer:
Bases loaded, Mazeroski up, ninth inning - you expect the Mets to hold a one-run lead?



Oscar Madison:
What's the matter? You've never heard of a triple play?

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