Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

Movie: The Odd Couple [1968] Movie: The Odd Couple [1968]

Oscar Madison:
I'm through being the nice guy, you owe me six dollars each for the buffet!



Vinnie:
Buffet?



Speed:
What buffet? Hot beer and two sandwiches left over from when you went to high school.



Oscar Madison:
What do you want in a poker game, a tomato surprise?

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Felix Ungar:
In other words, you're throwin' me out.



Oscar Madison:
Not in other words. Those are the perfect ones!

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Sports Writer:
Well, that's the ballgame.



Oscar Madison:
It's not over yet.



Sports Writer:
Bases loaded, Mazeroski up, ninth inning - you expect the Mets to hold a one-run lead?



Oscar Madison:
What's the matter? You've never heard of a triple play?

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Oscar Madison:
Murray, I'll give you $200 for your gun.

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Oscar Madison:
Blanche used to say to me, "What time do you want dinner" I'd say "I dunno, I'm not hungry". Then 3 o'clock in the morning, I'd wake her up and say "now". I've been one of the highest paid sports writers in the east for the past fourteen years, we saved eight and a half dollars in pennies. I'm never home, I gamble, burn cigar holes in the furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get. Then on our tenth wedding anniversary, I took her to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game where she got hit by a puck! I still can't figure out why she left me, that's how impossible I am.

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