Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000] Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000]

Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000] Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000]

Robert's Mother:
Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?


[Sam shakes his head yes]



Robert's Mother:
Well, he's here.



Sam:
Smelling salts. Smelling salts.


[Pretends to faint]



Sam:
Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?

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[Talking about Abbie and Robert's baby]



Annabelle:
Of course he'll be gorgeous.



Kelly:
Will he be gay?



Abbie:
My God, will your kids be stupid?

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Sam:
Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?



Robert:
Where did you hear that word?



Sam:
Kyle told it to me



Robert:
And did Kyle tell you what it means?



Sam:
Yes.



Robert:
Well, what does it mean?



Sam:
It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.

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Ben:
Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?



Robert:
Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

More Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000] Movie: The Next Best Thing [2000] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Abbie:
I have something to tell you.



Robert:
Is it bigger than a breadbox?



Abbie:
Heh, not yet.

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