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Movie: The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human [ Movie: The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human [

The Male:
She always had this mother smell. You know, chicken soup and... floor wax.

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Narrator:
The male tries to validate his existence and prove he doesn't need a female to mate. He attempts to devolve into a hermaphrodite and give birth to offspring on his own.


[male character vomits]



Narrator:
For the male, this will prove ultimately unfulfilling. Although genetically equipped to deliver the placenta...


[more vomiting]



Narrator:
he is unable to produce the infant itself.

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Narrator:
They force him to consume large amounts of fermented grain in an attempt to kill him. Unwilling to mate, he is no longer of any use to their species.

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Narrator:
The female pulls a bone out of her head...

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Narrator:
The males, too, have a discussion:



The Male's Friend:
Fucked her?



The Male:
Fucked her.



The Male's Friend:
Cool.

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