Movie: The Love Bug [1968] Movie: The Love Bug [1968]

Movie: The Love Bug [1968] Movie: The Love Bug [1968]

Carole:
You aren't winning any of those races! You couldn't win a game of marbles against a 12-toed myopic rhinoceros!

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Tennessee Steinmetz:
Herbie's all right.



Jim Douglas:
Who's Herbie?



Tennessee Steinmetz:
This little car. Named after my Uncle Herb. He used to box middleweight. Preliminary, mostly. Gradually, his nose got shaped more and more like to remind me of this little car. Do you mind?



Jim Douglas:
Whatever you say, Tennessee.

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Carole:
Help, I'm a prisoner! I can't get out!



Van Hippy:
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.


[looks over at his hippy partner]



Van Hippy:
Huh, a couple of weirdos, Guenivere.

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Tennessee Steinmetz:
[holding a pot full of coffee while using a welding iron to fire it up, and wearing big gloves] The trick is always remember to have asbestos gloves when you make coffee this way.

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Tennessee Steinmetz:
[to Jim] I'm not saying a mechanical thing, it can't be a friend. I was broke one summer, and there was this giant claw machine in the Sutro amusement park, and it would grab cameras and watches and drop 'em down a hole to me, and I would hock 'em and buy lunch. You follow me?



Jim Douglas:
Yeah, yeah. I think you were up on that mountaintop too long.



Tennessee Steinmetz:
Contrariwise, the traffic light down the street hates my guts. I don't know why, but in the last six months, I haven't caught anything but a stop signal. And it makes me wait six seconds longer than anybody else! I timed it! Those things like that happen to lots of other people, too, but the other people, they don't tell no other people, because the other people, they'd say, "Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey."



Jim Douglas:
Tennessee, that traffic light is a lot of nuts and bolts. This little car, a lot of nuts and bolts. Everything explains itself one way or the other.

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