Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003]

Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003]

Megan: They're ghosts, Dad.
Jim: They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.More Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] quotes [02/11/2008 12:02:00]
[Jim sees the Hitchhiking Ghosts peering into the carriage]
Jim: Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
Hitchhiking Ghost: Can he see us?
Hitchhiking Ghost: No, of course not!
Jim: Yes, I can see you. I'm looking at you right now in your stupid hat!
Hitchhiking Ghost: Don't listen to him! He's lying!More Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] quotes [02/11/2008 12:02:00]
Madame Leota: Angels in Heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all the time.
Megan: Mom, Leota won't shut up.
Michael: Are we there yet?
Megan: I'm getting pretty hungry.
Michael: Can we stop for some pizza?
Jim: Hey, how long before we get there, Sara?
Sara Evers: 20 minutes, tops.
Jim: Nothing takes 20 minutes.More Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] quotes [02/11/2008 12:02:00]
Jim: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife.
Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset?
Jim: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset.More Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] quotes [02/11/2008 12:02:00]
[about to go over a steep hill]
Jim: Hold on!
Madame Leota: With what?More Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] Movie: The Haunted Mansion [2003] quotes [02/11/2008 12:02:00]

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