Movie: The Golden Child [1986] Movie: The Golden Child [1986]

Movie: The Golden Child [1986] Movie: The Golden Child [1986]

Kala:
Do you have any other questions?



Chandler Jarrell:
Well, yes, I do. What are you doing next week? Because your silhouette is kickin!

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Herb Shop Clerk:
Yak loin. Good to keep the Yang up.

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Kee Nang:
We'll be there soon.



Chandler Jarrell:
Yeah, well, ya' better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak.

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[to the Golden Child]



Chandler Jarrell:
Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon - hard.


[laughs]

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[Chandler sees a man reading a porno magazine]



Chandler Jarrell:
'Butt Pie' is a sequel to the bestseller 'Butt Cake.' A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it.


[Reads the magazine title]



Chandler Jarrell:
'Chunky Asses?'


[Laughs]

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