Movie: The Ducksters [1950] Movie: The Ducksters [1950]

Movie: The Ducksters [1950] Movie: The Ducksters [1950]

Porky Pig:
[on a conveyor belt, about to be cut by a buzzsaw] T-the cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney.



Daffy Duck:
[stops the buzzsaw] You're absolutely correct! And let me remind you again, folks, that you're listening to Truth or -Aaaugh! Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean. Now, back to our contestant. Mwahahahah!

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Daffy Duck:
I will now play a passage from a famous opera, and you must name the opera.



Porky Pig:
But... but I'm weary.



Daffy Duck:
Listen carefully!


[plays a single note on piano]



Daffy Duck:
And there you have it! Now, what's the opera?



Porky Pig:
C-Cavalleria Rusticana?



Daffy Duck:
Audience?



Audience:
Rigoletto!

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Daffy Duck:
The next question is: What was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?



Porky Pig:
Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?



Daffy Duck:
Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.

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Daffy Duck:
Who was the Father of our country?



Porky Pig:
Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...


[Alarm clock rings, Daffy hits Porky repeatedly with mallet]



Daffy Duck:
Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!



Porky Pig:
L-Lucky me!

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Porky Pig:
Pardon me, but may I have my jackpot?



Daffy Duck:
Oh, well, fair is fair.


[giving Porky a cauldron]



Daffy Duck:
Here's you pot, Jack.



Porky Pig:
B-but my name's isn't Jack



Daffy Duck:
It's not? Oh, I'm sorry. This pot was made for Jack. Jack-pot, get it? Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty!

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