Movie: The Ducksters [1950] Movie: The Ducksters [1950]

Movie: The Ducksters [1950] Movie: The Ducksters [1950]

Daffy Duck:
Who was the Father of our country?



Porky Pig:
Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...


[Alarm clock rings, Daffy hits Porky repeatedly with mallet]



Daffy Duck:
Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!



Porky Pig:
L-Lucky me!

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Daffy Duck:
In my hand you'll notice I hold two buzzers. You must push one. Hurry now. Which one? Quick! Good, clean, wholesome fun!


[Porky pushes one buzzer; a safe falls on him]



Daffy Duck:
You're a great sport. A great sport!



Porky Pig:
C-could I please take my prizes and g-go home now? I-I'm not feeling too well.



Daffy Duck:
And for being such a great sport, I'm going to let you push the other button and win a prize. Come on, now. Don't be bashful. Push.


[Porky pushes the other buzzer; a huge boulder falls on him]



Daffy Duck:
And the gentleman wins the Rock of Gibraltar! And that's not all. The gentleman also wins six hundred gallons of genuine Niagara Falls.


[Water falls on Porky]



Daffy Duck:
Give the lucky winner a hand, folks.

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Porky Pig:
[on a conveyor belt, about to be cut by a buzzsaw] T-the cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney.



Daffy Duck:
[stops the buzzsaw] You're absolutely correct! And let me remind you again, folks, that you're listening to Truth or -Aaaugh! Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean. Now, back to our contestant. Mwahahahah!

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Daffy Duck:
Guess who Miss Shush is and I'll give you 26 million dollars and three cents.



Porky Pig:
W-w-well, now, I...



Daffy Duck:
Here's the clue. This is the sound of Miss Shush brushing her teeth on Wednesday.


[plays record]



Daffy Duck:
Now who is Miss Shush?



Porky Pig:
L-L-Lauren Bacall?



Daffy Duck:
Oh, I'm sorry. But don't be discouraged. Miss Shush is right here in this studio, and I'm going to let you meet her. The famous movie star, Miss Shush!


[Opens dressing room door]



Porky Pig:
Oh b-b-boy! I-I'll add to my autograph collection.


[Enters]



Daffy Duck:
Miss Shush is in there, all right, but what I didn't tell him was that Miss Shush is really Mamie, the 600-pound gorilla, who appears in Obnoxious Pictures' "Jungle Jitters."


[Offstage growls and thrashing sounds]



Daffy Duck:
Next contestant, please.

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Daffy Duck:
The next question is: What was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?



Porky Pig:
Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?



Daffy Duck:
Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.

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