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Hawkins:
I was battered and bruised but the king was amused and before the siesta he made me his jester and I found out soon that to be a buffoon was a serious thing as a rule! For a jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed is nobody's fool!

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[picking his weapon for the joust against Griswold]



Hubert Hawkins:
I'll take one of those, one of those, ooh, a couple of those.


[he pauses and glances over at Griswold]



Hubert Hawkins:
I'd better take them all.

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Griselda:
I'm Griselda.



Hawkins:
Gri-who-lda?

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Hubert Hawkins:
[disguised as an old man] Have you seen a group in the forest?


[Jean, pretending to be a deaf mute, makes a lot of hand gestures in response]



Hubert Hawkins:
She says, "No."



Captain of the Guard:
What took her so long?



Hubert Hawkins:
Stutters.

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Princess Gwendolyn:
If my father hears of this our necks will snap like twigs!


[she snaps her fingers, causing Griselda's spell to break and Hawkins to start panicking]



Hawkins:
Uh, like what?



Princess Gwendolyn:
Twigs!


[she snaps again, putting the spell back in place and Hawkins to stop panicking]



Hawkins:
Twigs? Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak! Until tonight, my little sapling.

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