Movie: The Court Jester [1955] Movie: The Court Jester [1955]

Movie: The Court Jester [1955] Movie: The Court Jester [1955]

King Roderick I:
What are you loo-loo-looing about?



Hubert Hawkins:
Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing.



King Roderick I:
All right, all right. Willow away, willow away.

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King Roderick:
Take that horse and put it back under that idiot!

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Captain of the Guard:
[Hawkins is being tested for Knighthood] He must scale a wall in full armor.


[Hawkins is tossed over the wall]



Captain of the Guard:
Candidate passes!


[later]



Captain of the Guard:
He must bring down a hawk in full flight.


[a hawk with an arrow is tossed on the ground]



Captain of the Guard:
Candidate passes.



Hawkins:
But I didn't even shoo...



Captain of the Guard:
[shouts] Candidate passes!


[later]



Captain of the Guard:
He must capture a wild boar with his bare hands.


[a piglet comes out of a chute followed by sound effects of splashing in the mud]



Captain of the Guard:
He passes!

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Hubert Hawkins:
[disguised as an old man] Have you seen a group in the forest?


[Jean, pretending to be a deaf mute, makes a lot of hand gestures in response]



Hubert Hawkins:
She says, "No."



Captain of the Guard:
What took her so long?



Hubert Hawkins:
Stutters.

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Hubert Hawkins:
I'd like to get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out. Get it?



Ravenhurst:
Got it.



Hubert Hawkins:
Good.

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