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Movie: The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy [ Movie: The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy [

Patrick:
Oh great! This is what I get for trying to be a friend.



Taylor:
Well we obviously have two different interpretations of that word!



Patrick:
What's that supposed to mean?



Taylor:
It means that when it comes to men, you delight in being the bearer of bad news for all of us. You can disguise it all you want under the guise of 'Patrick's Good Advice' but it ain't shit but a pin... trying to pop all of our relationship balloons! Yeah, I knew Paul was sleeping with other people, but he told me we'd work it out. He promised we'd work it out.



Patrick:
He lied!

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Leslie:
You see, I told you we should've just drugged him and jerked him off.



Patrick:
Drugged me and... is this the woman that you want to become a mother with?



Anne:
She's serious, too.

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Howie:
Meanwhile, don't look now but (Patrick looks). I could kill you!



Patrick:
What? You act like he would never know we were checking him out.



Howie:
He wouldn't even know I was a fag if I wasn't here with you and your cart full of kitchenwares.



Patrick:
What planet are you living on? There isn't a person in this entire store who wouldn't pick you off the homo tree in a second!



Howie:
Oh keep telling yourself that.



Patrick:
Excuse me, Miss. (woman walks over) This man, you've never seen him before in your life. Tell me, fag, not a fag?



Woman:
Oh I'd have to say big fag.

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Dennis:
I can't decide if my friends are the best or worst thing that ever happened to me.

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Dennis:
Is that the girl from 'Young and the Restless'?



Howie:
I'm so over Y&R.

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