Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Imogene Herdman:
Somedy better be Herod!



Grace Bradley:
Imogene, we're going to do this play the way it has always been done.



Imogene Herdman:
[grabs Charlie by the collar] I know! Let Charlie be Herod. He tells the wise men to kill Jesus, and they say "okay" 'cause he's a king and all.



Ollie Herdman:
But then they don't do it. They go back and get Herod...


[gesturing stabbing motions]



Ollie Herdman:
"Take that, Herod! Take that!"



Charlie Bradley:
I'm not going to be Herod!

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Charlie Bradley:
Hey Leroy, you want my dessert tomorrow? You want it the next day? You can have it! At church, we get refreshments all the time. Chocolate cake and cookies, ice cream...



Leroy Herdman:
Oh, yeah? Who gives 'em to ya?



Charlie Bradley:
The minister.



Leroy Herdman:
Why? Is he crazy?



Charlie Bradley:
No. I think he's rich.

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Claude Herdman:
Who's Herod in this play?



Grace Bradley:
Uh, Herod isn't in this play.



Leroy Herdman:
You mean he's out to kill the baby, and he isn't even in the play?

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Charlie Bradley:
I am not going to be a shepherd.



Grace Bradley:
Oh, yes you are!

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Rev. Hopkins:
Vera Wendlekin says all they do is talk about sex and underwear.

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