Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Claude Herdman:
Who's Herod in this play?



Grace Bradley:
Uh, Herod isn't in this play.



Leroy Herdman:
You mean he's out to kill the baby, and he isn't even in the play?

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Claude Herdman:
What's an "Inn"?



Elmer:
It's like a motel.



Ollie Herdman:
Why'd they go there?



Elmer:
To pay their taxes.



Ollie Herdman:
At a motel?

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Imogene Herdman:
I'm going to be Mary in the Christmas play. And if you try to be, or raise your arm, you'll wish you didn't.



Alice Wendlekin:
I'm always Mary in the Christmas play.



Imogene Herdman:
Go ahead then. And next spring when the pussy-willows come out, I'm going to stick a pussy-willow so far down your ear where nobody can reach it. And it'll sit there and grow and grow and grow so for the rest of your life, there'll be a pussy-willow bush growing out of your ear.

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Charlie Bradley:
Mom said Mrs. Slocum was in traction. How can she talk on the phone if she's in traction?



Beth Bradley:
What do you think traction is?



Charlie Bradley:
Like when they put you to sleep.



Bob Bradley:
No such luck.

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Hobie:
I don't know what shepherds wear.



Charlie Bradley:
You have to wear your father's robe. That's what I have to do.



Hobie:
He doesn't have a robe.



Charlie Bradley:
What does he hang around the house in?



Hobie:
His underwear.

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