Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Imogene Herdman:
I'm going to be Mary in the Christmas play. And if you try to be, or raise your arm, you'll wish you didn't.



Alice Wendlekin:
I'm always Mary in the Christmas play.



Imogene Herdman:
Go ahead then. And next spring when the pussy-willows come out, I'm going to stick a pussy-willow so far down your ear where nobody can reach it. And it'll sit there and grow and grow and grow so for the rest of your life, there'll be a pussy-willow bush growing out of your ear.

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Charlie Bradley:
Mom said Mrs. Slocum was in traction. How can she talk on the phone if she's in traction?



Beth Bradley:
What do you think traction is?



Charlie Bradley:
Like when they put you to sleep.



Bob Bradley:
No such luck.

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Charlie Bradley:
Hey Leroy, you want my dessert tomorrow? You want it the next day? You can have it! At church, we get refreshments all the time. Chocolate cake and cookies, ice cream...



Leroy Herdman:
Oh, yeah? Who gives 'em to ya?



Charlie Bradley:
The minister.



Leroy Herdman:
Why? Is he crazy?



Charlie Bradley:
No. I think he's rich.

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Claude Herdman:
What's an "Inn"?



Elmer:
It's like a motel.



Ollie Herdman:
Why'd they go there?



Elmer:
To pay their taxes.



Ollie Herdman:
At a motel?

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Hobie:
I don't know what shepherds wear.



Charlie Bradley:
You have to wear your father's robe. That's what I have to do.



Hobie:
He doesn't have a robe.



Charlie Bradley:
What does he hang around the house in?



Hobie:
His underwear.

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