Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Grace Bradley:
[reading the story of Christmas] And, lo, the Angel of the Lord came upon them...



Gladys Herdman:
Shazaaammmm!



Grace Bradley:
What?



Gladys Herdman:
Out with a vengeance in the darkness, the mighty Marvel!



Grace Bradley:
Gladys, I don't know what you're talking about.



Gladys Herdman:
The Mighty Marvel in Wonder Comics.



Grace Bradley:
No, this is the Angel of the Lord.



Gladys Herdman:
Out of nowhere, right? In the black night, right?



Grace Bradley:
Well, yes, in a way.



Gladys Herdman:
Shazaaaammmm!

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Beth Bradley:
[to the camera about the Herdman's visit to church] Before the service was over, they cleaned out the collection plates, scribbled on the bibles, and stuck gum all over the pews.

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Maxine:
[referring to a shack exploding] Who said the Herdmans did it?



Beth Bradley:
They said they did. Ralph said he was the one that stole the chemistry set from Old Man Johnson's garage.



Alice Wendlekin:
Call the police, then they can put Ralph in jail.



Beth Bradley:
Alice, nobody's going to call the police on them.



Maxine:
Because they're kids.



Beth Bradley:
No, because they burned down the jail.

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Charlie Bradley:
I am not going to be a shepherd.



Grace Bradley:
Oh, yes you are!

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Hobie:
I don't know what shepherds wear.



Charlie Bradley:
You have to wear your father's robe. That's what I have to do.



Hobie:
He doesn't have a robe.



Charlie Bradley:
What does he hang around the house in?



Hobie:
His underwear.

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