Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Imogene Herdman:
Somedy better be Herod!



Grace Bradley:
Imogene, we're going to do this play the way it has always been done.



Imogene Herdman:
[grabs Charlie by the collar] I know! Let Charlie be Herod. He tells the wise men to kill Jesus, and they say "okay" 'cause he's a king and all.



Ollie Herdman:
But then they don't do it. They go back and get Herod...


[gesturing stabbing motions]



Ollie Herdman:
"Take that, Herod! Take that!"



Charlie Bradley:
I'm not going to be Herod!

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Maxine:
[referring to a shack exploding] Who said the Herdmans did it?



Beth Bradley:
They said they did. Ralph said he was the one that stole the chemistry set from Old Man Johnson's garage.



Alice Wendlekin:
Call the police, then they can put Ralph in jail.



Beth Bradley:
Alice, nobody's going to call the police on them.



Maxine:
Because they're kids.



Beth Bradley:
No, because they burned down the jail.

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Charlie Bradley:
Mom said Mrs. Slocum was in traction. How can she talk on the phone if she's in traction?



Beth Bradley:
What do you think traction is?



Charlie Bradley:
Like when they put you to sleep.



Bob Bradley:
No such luck.

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Rev. Hopkins:
Vera Wendlekin says all they do is talk about sex and underwear.

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Hobie:
I don't know what shepherds wear.



Charlie Bradley:
You have to wear your father's robe. That's what I have to do.



Hobie:
He doesn't have a robe.



Charlie Bradley:
What does he hang around the house in?



Hobie:
His underwear.

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