Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983] Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever [1983]

Imogene Herdman:
Somedy better be Herod!



Grace Bradley:
Imogene, we're going to do this play the way it has always been done.



Imogene Herdman:
[grabs Charlie by the collar] I know! Let Charlie be Herod. He tells the wise men to kill Jesus, and they say "okay" 'cause he's a king and all.



Ollie Herdman:
But then they don't do it. They go back and get Herod...


[gesturing stabbing motions]



Ollie Herdman:
"Take that, Herod! Take that!"



Charlie Bradley:
I'm not going to be Herod!

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Claude Herdman:
What's an "Inn"?



Elmer:
It's like a motel.



Ollie Herdman:
Why'd they go there?



Elmer:
To pay their taxes.



Ollie Herdman:
At a motel?

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Hobie:
I don't know what shepherds wear.



Charlie Bradley:
You have to wear your father's robe. That's what I have to do.



Hobie:
He doesn't have a robe.



Charlie Bradley:
What does he hang around the house in?



Hobie:
His underwear.

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Charlie Bradley:
I am not going to be a shepherd.



Grace Bradley:
Oh, yes you are!

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Claude Herdman:
Who's Herod in this play?



Grace Bradley:
Uh, Herod isn't in this play.



Leroy Herdman:
You mean he's out to kill the baby, and he isn't even in the play?

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