Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]

Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]

Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection?
Andy Stitzer: I don't believe in guns.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: That billboard had two sides, and both of them hurt equally.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin. I always have been.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
David: You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face."More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]

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