Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]

Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]

Andy Stitzer: [just had chest hair ripped off by waxing lady] Fuuuuck! I *hate* you!
Waxing Lady: Sorry.
Andy Stitzer: [calms down very quickly] Gosh, I am so sorry. I usually don't curse.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: [yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.More Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] quotes [08/27/2005 12:08:00]

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