Movie: Thank You Mask Man [1971] Movie: Thank You Mask Man [1971]

Movie: Thank You Mask Man [1971] Movie: Thank You Mask Man [1971]

[the townspeople have offered the Lone Ranger anything he wants as a reward]



The Lone Ranger:
I'll tell you what. Anything? Give me that Indian over there.



Street Sweeper:
Who's that? Tonto?



The Lone Ranger:
Yes, Tonta! I want Tonta the Indian!



Street Sweeper:
What the hell you talkin' about? You can't have Tonto.



The Lone Ranger:
Bullshit! You made the deal, that's what I want. I want Tonta the Indian.



Street Sweeper:
You gonna get your "Tonta," buddy. His name ain't "Tonta," it's "Tonto." What the hell you want Tonto for?



The Lone Ranger:
To perform an unnatural act.

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