Movie: Stroker Ace [1983] Movie: Stroker Ace [1983]

Movie: Stroker Ace [1983] Movie: Stroker Ace [1983]

Stroker Ace:
What are you doin' now, Dad?



Dad Seegle:
Oh, I make jewelry.


[Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook]



Stroker Ace:
Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?



Dad Seegle:
Organic matter? Manure.



Stroker Ace:
Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.

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Man in Bar:
Come on, damnit, we wanna hear a *cluck*!



Stroker Ace:
Who gives a cluck?

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Announcer:
Just once, JUST ONCE, I wish you guys would TELL US THE REAL STORY!

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Stroker Ace:
The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.



NASCAR Driver:
You never can, can you?



Stroker Ace:
Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?



NASCAR Driver:
I think you ought to stick him in the fence.



Stroker Ace:
Good idea, Neil.


[Aubrey drives up]



Stroker Ace:
Well, speak of the devil.



Aubrey James:
Mr. Bonnett. Stroker.



Stroker Ace:
Hello, Audrey.



Aubrey James:
Aubrey!



Stroker Ace:
Whatever.



Aubrey James:
You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow.



Stroker Ace:
I know your name; Audrey Meadows.



Aubrey James:
Audrey JAMES! AUBREY James! Shmuck!


[Drives off]



NASCAR Driver:
Stick him in the wall.



Stroker Ace:
I'm Gonna.

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Stroker Ace:
Lugs, who's driving number 10?



Lugs Harvey:
What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!

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