Movie: Smokey and the Bandit [1977] Movie: Smokey and the Bandit [1977]

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[Communicating through the C.B. radio]



Bandit:
Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.



Buford T. Justice:
Who there?



Bandit:
This is Bandit Darville talkin'.



Buford T. Justice:
Where are you, you sombitch?



Bandit:
Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.



Buford T. Justice:
Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH?

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Buford T. Justice:
Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Bandit bastard!

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Buford T. Justice:
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.



Junior:
Except for that...



Buford T. Justice:
Shut your ass.

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Bandit:
Sheriff... do the letters F.O mean anything to you?



Buford T. Justice:
[putting C.B down] Sma't Alec!

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Buford T. Justice:
Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?



Sheriff Branford:
I AM Sheriff Branford.



Buford T. Justice:
Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

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