Movie: Sixteen Candles [1984] Movie: Sixteen Candles [1984]

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Long Duk Dong:
Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend.

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Grandma Helen:
[attempting to help with breakfast by opening a box of doughnuts] No, don't wanna use the nails.



Grandma Helen:
[finally opening the box of doughnuts with a knife] Voila! Breakfast is ready!

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Mike Baker:
[about Ginny] She's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?



Jim Baker:
Where are you learning this stuff?



Mike Baker:
School.



Jim Baker:
Good, get my money's worth.

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Jake:
I'll make a deal with you.


[holds up the panties]



Jake:
You let me keep these, I'll let you take Caroline home. But you've got to make sure she gets home. You can't leave her in a parking lot somewhere. Okay?



The Geek:
Jake, I'm only a freshman.



Jake:
So, she's so blitzed she won't know the difference.



The Geek:
Jake, I don't have a car.



Jake:
You can take mine.



The Geek:
Jake, I don't have license.



Jake:
I trust you.



The Geek:
Jake, I'd love to... I can't.


[holds out a bowl]



The Geek:
Want a pretzel?



Jake:
You sure?


[takes the bowl and sets it down on the counter]



The Geek:
Positive.

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Ginny:
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.

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