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[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]



Willard Fillmore:
What the hell did you do that for?



Rusty P. Hayes:
I was scared!



Willard Fillmore:
So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?

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Miss Virginia Crock:
Whoooooo cares?

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Rusty P. Hayes:
You expect me to believe you were mugged?



Willard Fillmore:
Mugged? It was more like a rape!


[silence]



Willard Fillmore:
Well... not real rape.

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Rusty:
Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!

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Rusty P. Hayes:
And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!

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