Movie: Screwball Squirrel [1944] Movie: Screwball Squirrel [1944]

Movie: Screwball Squirrel [1944] Movie: Screwball Squirrel [1944]

[first lines]



Sammy Squirrel:
Hello.



Screwy Squirrel:
Hello.


[sniff]



Screwy Squirrel:
Say, what kind of cartoon is this going to be, anyway?



Sammy Squirrel:
Well, you see, I play the lead in the picture, and my name is Sammy Squirrel, and the story is all about me and all my furry little friends in the forrest...



Screwy Squirrel:
Oh, brother! Not that! Not that!



Sammy Squirrel:
...there's Wallace Woodchuck, and Benny Badger, and Horace Hedgehog, and Danny Donkey, and Doris Duck...



Screwy Squirrel:
Mmm-hmmm... do tell.


[Walks Sammy behind a tree and beats him up]



Screwy Squirrel:
Ah, you wouldn't have like that story anyway. The funny stuff starts as soon as the phone rings.

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Screwy Squirrel:
Now, let's see, what do I do to this guy next? What is that next scene?


[Lifts corner of screen to peek at next scene]



Screwy Squirrel:
Oh, yeah!

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Screwy Squirrel:
Hello, Meathead?



Meathead:
Yeah?



Screwy Squirrel:
Do you chase squirrels?



Meathead:
Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, nothing but birds, just birds.



Screwy Squirrel:
Aw, you're probably too slow to catch squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me, folks.


[Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly]



Screwy Squirrel:
I knew that'd get him.

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