Movie: Robin Williams: Live on Broadway [2002] Movie: Robin Williams: Live on Broadway [2002]

Movie: Robin Williams: Live on Broadway [2002] Movie: Robin Williams: Live on Broadway [2002]

Robin Williams:
I find it very reassuring, George W. Bush talks to the stock market, and then


[makes sound like airplane crashing]



Robin Williams:
. It must be him talking about business, it's like having a leopard giving you a facial; it doesn't really work! Oopsey! "A lot of our imports come from other countries." No shit, Jason!

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Robin Williams:
Instead of on the dollar bill, instead of "in God we trust", "in Gates we trust." Mr Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly? "Monopoly's just a game, Senator... I'm trying to control the fucking world. Right now it's Information Technology. Soon it will be Total Information Technology: TIT. And while you're sucking on the TIT, I have you by the motherboard!"

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Robin Williams:
God gave man a penis and a brain. And only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Robin Williams:
*Shhh!*


[whispering]



Robin Williams:
There's a gay mafia! *Shhh!* The Mauve Hand... the Fairy Godfather:


[lisping Italian voice]



Robin Williams:
"Does this pistol make my ass look big?" *Shhh!*

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Robin Williams:
I have a plan, it's an interesting plan. It's called a timeshare, like Miami, let's try that. Jews will get Hanukah and Passover, Christians will get Christmas and Easter, and Muslims will get Ramadan and that other holiday, Kaboom. Now... obviously, the people in the lawyers section for HBO are going "Oh, fuck off. What are you doing, you asshole."

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