Movie: Red Dwarf [1992] Movie: Red Dwarf [1992]

Movie: Red Dwarf [1992] Movie: Red Dwarf [1992]

Dave Lister:
How long have I been in stasis, Holly?



Holly:
Well I couldn't let you our until the radiation died down to a safe level. Really, you're gonna laugh.



Dave Lister:
[exasperated] How long?



Holly:
Just under three million years.



Dave Lister:
[in shock then pauses contemplatively] My baseball cards must be worth a fortune!

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Rimmer:
Hey. What's that streaky blue missile thing that's heading towards us?



Holly:
Hang on, I'll just check my data bank. Apparently it's a streaky blue missile thing and it's heading towards us. AWOOGA! AWOOGA!

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Kryten:
He evolved from cats, sir, just as your distant ancestors once swung from trees.



Arnold Rimmer:
Ancestors? His grandparents swung from trees.

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Dave Lister:
What's it feel like?



Arnold Rimmer:
Death?



Dave Lister:
Yeah.



Arnold Rimmer:
It's like being at an Amish bachelor party.

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