Movie: Private Parts [1997] Movie: Private Parts [1997]

Movie: Private Parts [1997] Movie: Private Parts [1997]

[Howard is on the phone with Pig Vomit's wife]



Howard Stern:
Hello. Is this Betty Jean Rushton?



Betty Jean Rushton:
Yes, it is.



Howard Stern:
Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNnnnnBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.



Betty Jean Rushton:
More sex?



Howard Stern:
Yeah, he's *backed up*! Isn't he backed up, Ross?

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[on why Howard is playing himself in college instead of someone younger]



Howard Stern:
I know I seem a little too old to be in College. But for this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief.

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Howard Stern:
We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.

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Howard:
[Watching "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"] Hey honey, Robin Leech says we should move to Antigua.

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Roger Erlick:
Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List.

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