Movie: Porridge [1979] Movie: Porridge [1979]

Movie: Porridge [1979] Movie: Porridge [1979]

Fletcher:
Cheer up, might never 'appen.



Rudge:
Already 'as, I'm 'ere ain't I?



Fletcher:
Now look. Whatever you're in 'ere for you did it didn't ya?



Rudge:
Banged to rights? Yeah!



Fletcher:
Yeah. Just like me. If we 'adn't have been caught we'd have been Jack the lad wouldn't we? But no. We was. We was collared, so don't bleat. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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Governor:
[discussing who may be on the celebrity football team] What about that man, Jimmy Tarbrush?



Mackay:
Buck, sir.



Governor:
Yes. Buck Tarbrush.



Mackay:
No, sir.



Governor:
Oh.


[he and Mackay leave]



Fletcher:
Buck Tarbrush. We'll be lucky to get Basil Brush.

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[it's after lights out and lock up. There is the distant sound of a fellow inmate groaning mid-nightmare]



Godber:
You awake, Fletch?



Fletcher:
No.



Godber:
It's that bloke, Atkinson.



Fletcher:
I know.



Godber:
Keeps getting these terrible nightmares.



Fletcher:
Yeah.



Godber:
He's told the shrink about 'em, but all he's given 'im is aspirin. You have to feel compassion, don't you? A human soul in such torment.



Fletcher:
Hmm.


[Atkinson bellows something in the distance]



Fletcher:
[shouts] Belt up, Atkinson, you noisy scrote.

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Mackay:
Don't be cheeky, Ives.

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Fletcher:
I wouldn't leave that bike there if I was you.



Mr Beal:
When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.



Fletcher:
Suit yourself. But there are one or two thieves in 'ere. Know what I mean?

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