Movie: Porky's II: The Next Day [1983] Movie: Porky's II: The Next Day [1983]

Movie: Porky's II: The Next Day [1983] Movie: Porky's II: The Next Day [1983]

Graveyard Gloria:
I'm so hot! I want all of you guys. But especially you!


[indicating Pee Wee]

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Billy:
What's this?



Tommy:
Blueprints.



Billy:
I know they're blueprints. What are they of.



Tommy:
Take a look.



Billy:
Okay, here the school.


[Tommy pulls out a metal container, opens it, and pulls a snake out of it.]



Billy:
Okay, so this is the gym.



Tommy:
Right.



Billy:
So now what?



Tommy:
[Puts the snake in his view] So we take this snake...



Billy:
[Throws down the blueprints, backs up frantically, screaming] Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing?! Get that out of my face!



Tommy:
You don't like snakes?



Billy:
I hate snakes! You know I hate snakes! Jesus!


[Indicating Balbricker]



Billy:
What are you going to do, kill her?



Tommy:
[Puts the snake back] No, it's just a rat snake. It's not poisonous.



Billy:
[Cringing] Yaah!

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Pee Wee:
[to Commissioned Gebhart before taking his picture] Say "I'm Ruined!"

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Reverend Flavel:
[after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!



Mickey:
[instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.



Reverend Flavel:
CLEARLY I say this to thee...



Commissioner Hurley:
Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!



Commissioner Couch:
Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!



Commissioner Hurley:
If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%.



Mayor Abernathy:
Look at that snatch!



Woman at Rally:
Oh My God!


[faints]



Little Girl:
Oh, Mother.



Commissioner Couch:
Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS?



Reverend Flavel:
[to Mayor] You Scum!



Mayor Abernathy:
Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!


[audience starts booing loudly]

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Reverend Flavel:
Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd!



The Flock Members:
SO SAYETH THE FLOCK!



Reverend Flavel:
And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter?



Carter:
[very angry at this point] Get the Flock out of here!


[the students all start cheering]



Reverend Flavel:
This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!

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