Movie: PCU [1994] Movie: PCU [1994]

Movie: PCU [1994] Movie: PCU [1994]

Droz:
Go to sleep! Why won't you just go to sleep!

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Droz:
We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic.

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Droz:
Want some advice?



Tom:
Well, yeah.



Droz:
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?



Tom:
Uh, no.



Droz:
Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.

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Droz:
Are we having a party tonight or what?



Cecilia:
Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.



Droz:
Wait a minute... no beer? Well, where the hell's Gutter?



Katy:
Probably in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose.


[cut to Gutter in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose]

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Droz:
All right, what's your major?



Phys. Ed. Major:
Phys. Ed.



Droz:
Phys. Ed? All right, stud, you're out of my room. Seriously, get out.

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