Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958]

Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958]

[after Will has spent all night cleaning the latrine, Sgt. King is amazed at how beautiful it is]



Sergeant King:
Wait 'til the Captain sees this. Why he inspects this place like it was an operating room where somebody was gonna cut out his heart. Never in your life have you seen such a guy for stickin' his head right down into things.


[looks at the commodes]



Will Stockdale:
You figure he'll like what I done?



Sergeant King:
He'll be a new man. Will, uh, how would you like to be Permanent Latrine Orderly?



Will Stockdale:
Permanent Latrine Orderly?



Sergeant King:
P.L.O.



Will Stockdale:
Go-o-o-lee!

More Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Maj. Demming:
Now then - your father. Living?



Will Stockdale:
Yes, sir.



Maj. Demming:
Do you get along with him okay?



Will Stockdale:
Yes, sir.



Maj. Demming:
Does he ever beat you?



Will Stockdale:
[laughs] You bet!



Maj. Demming:
Hard?



Maj. Demming:
And how! Boy, there ain't nobody can beat like my pa can.



Maj. Demming:
So this is where the antagonism comes from.


[chuckles]



Maj. Demming:
You, uh, you hate your father don't you?



Will Stockdale:
No. Hey, I got a uncle I hate though. Ever time he comes out to the house, he's always wantin' to rassle with the mule. And the mule gets all wore out... and he gets all wore out. Well, I, I don't really hate him, though; it's just that I ain't exactly partial to him.



Maj. Demming:
Did I ask you about your uncle?



Will Stockdale:
I thought you wanted to talk about hatin' people.

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Will Stockdale:
Hey, Ben. Maybe you'll get to like the Air Force. Zoomin' all over the sky - and shouting, "Roger" and "Wilco" and everything. Maybe it won't be so bad.



Benjamin B. Whitledge:
Bad? You know what they call men in the Air Force?


[Will shakes his head "no"]



Benjamin B. Whitledge:
Air man! Like somethin' out of a dang funny book! Air man! How you gonna like it when somebody calls you "Air man"?



Will Stockdale:
By dog, I just don't think I'll stand for it.

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Sergeant King:
Why ain't you dead?



Will Stockdale:
No excuse, sir!

More Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] Movie: No Time for Sergeants [1958] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Benjamin B. Whitledge:
Our post was the tail of the plane and nobody told us to quit it!



Will Stockdale:
But the tail was on fire, Ben! Our post was a-quittin' us!

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