Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] quotes [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
[Through gritted teeth]
Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] quotes [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...
[all three turn their heads in a slant]
Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
[All three slowly ease up fists under their chins]
Deb: This is looking really good.
Kip: You can say that again.
[Uncle Rico acknowledges]
Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]
Deb: [takes the picture] That was one that I think is gonna come out really nice.
Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]
Uncle Rico: You're up Kip.
Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] quotes [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one?
Pedro: It looks nice.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] quotes [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Lucky.More Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] quotes [08/31/2005 12:08:00]

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