Movie: Muppet*vision 3-D [1991] Movie: Muppet*vision 3-D [1991]

Movie: Muppet*vision 3-D [1991] Movie: Muppet*vision 3-D [1991]

Sam the Eagle:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!



Rizzo the Rat:
[singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'...



Sam the Eagle:
Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!



Rizzo the Rat:
Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?

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Kermit the Frog:
Sam, are you ready with that finale?



Sam the Eagle:
It's a glorious three-hour finale!



Kermit the Frog:
You got a minute and a half.

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Sam the Eagle:
Upon entering the theater, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic.

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[first lines]



Statler:
Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?



Waldorf:
Oh, it's one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.


[Statler does so]



Statler:
[looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.



Waldorf:
That's no mask.



Statler:
Ooops. Sorry, lady!

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[a banana cream pie comes flying out of the screen]



Kermit the Frog:
What is that?



Fozzie Bear:
Isn't it great? It's my new remote-controlled banana cream pie. Hey Kermit... Watch this!


[Fozzie presses a button and the remote control breaks causing the pie to spin and end up on Fozzie's face]



Kermit the Frog:
Oh, Fozzie, that's terrible!



Fozzie Bear:
[tasting it] Yeah, you're right... needs more sugar.

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