Movie: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge [1991] Movie: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge [1991]

Movie: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge [1991] Movie: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge [1991]

Guybrush:
They don't call me the Bone Master for nothin'!

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Guybrush Threepwood:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Woodchuck:
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.



Guybrush Threepwood:
But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?



Woodchuck:
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?



Guybrush Threepwood:
A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.



Woodchuck:
Oh, shut up!

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Guybrush Threepwood:
Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I could throw Manhattan.

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[Looking at a bust in Elaine Marley's room]



Guybrush:
You know I heard some guys talking about Marleys bust, this must be it.

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[after finding out LeChuck will be brought back to life]



Guybrush:
He's going to come after me!



Voodoo Lady:
Yes.



Guybrush:
He's going to try to kill me!



Voodoo Lady:
Undoubtedly.



Guybrush:
Can you just kill me now and get it over with?

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